"For the First Time in Forever" Quarantine Parody
That restaurant's open!
So's that store!
I didn't know they did that anymore!
Who knew we were allowed to leave our homes?
For weeks I've roamed these empty streets--
Why have a city with only essentials?
Finally, they're opening up the state!
There'll be actual real live people!
It'll be totally strange.
But, wow! I am so ready for this change!
'Cause for the first time in forever
We won't go to church online!
For the first time in forever
Seeing friends won't be a crime!
Don't know if I'm congested or achy
But I'm somewhere in that zone!
'Cause for the first time in forever,
I won't be together alone!
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TAGS: Worldview, Liberty, COVID-19