"For the First Time in Forever" Quarantine Parody

Grace MacPherson


That restaurant's open!

So's that store!

I didn't know they did that anymore!

Who knew we were allowed to leave our homes?

For weeks I've roamed these empty streets--

Why have a city with only essentials?

Finally, they're opening up the state!

There'll be actual real live people!

It'll be totally strange.

But, wow! I am so ready for this change!

'Cause for the first time in forever

We won't go to church online!

For the first time in forever

Seeing friends won't be a crime!

Don't know if I'm congested or achy

But I'm somewhere in that zone!

'Cause for the first time in forever,

I won't be together alone!

 

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TAGS: Worldview, Liberty, COVID-19

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